The policies below are applicable to All-Lies.com and selected other Web sites, the names of which are not available for disclosure at this juncture. Complements, reports of inadvertently inserted correct information, and meaningless rambles can be sent to us via our feedback page. E-mail we don't feel like responding to will be ignored, as will notices from collection agencies.
All-Lies.com has a survey we'd like you to fill out to make our advertisers happy, but frankly we couldn't care less about your personal information. What do you look like? Where do you live? Who are you sleeping with? We really don't want to know. However, if you send us money, you'll be our new best friend. You can e-mail us naked pictures, too -- that's perfectly okay. In any case, we don't keep your personal information except in aggregate (look it up) form, and we don't want to know a thing about you if you're under 18.
All-Lies.com hates SPAM and will hunt down and kill anyone sending it to us. We aren't interested in online porn, don't want to get in on any special offers, and are perfectly satisfied with the size, shape, and performance of our anatomy, thank you very much. We are, however, working out the details of a deal by which we will be getting millions of dollars from some rich guy in Nigeria, so we've got that going for us.
Any questions regarding privacy or any other policy should be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org.