The Legend
Found on the Internet, May 2002
Pepsi has a new patriotic can coming out with pictures of
the Empire State Building and the Pledge of Allegiance on them. But Pepsi
forgot two little words on the pledge, "Under God." Pepsi said they
did not want to offend anyone.
Oh, sure. Just like their commercials never offend anyone
(twice as much for a nickel my ass!)
Well, let's take them at their word and not offend anyone at
the Pepsi corporate offices. Our money has "under God" on it, so let's not buy
any Pepsi and not give them any of that "offensive" money until we can get
Congress to take "under God" off of our cash! That'll show them!
Or even better, let's spread the word that we won't buy
Pepsi again until every single can has the word "under God" on it! We want
those words to be read by anyone who buys a can of Pepsi! Stamp it on your
cans, on your hands - tattoo it on your forehead! Tell these companies that we
won't allow them to do any trade of any kind unless they show the name of God!
Behind the Legend
This whole tirade, while technically based on the truth, is
really just a big misunderstanding. Soon after the events of September 11,
Pepsi put out a series of soda cans with the words "To the United States of
America" on it over a photo of one of a number of famous American landmarks.
True, these words are part of the Pledge of Allegiance, and true they do not
have the part of the pledge that mentions God, but it is not clear that Pepsi
was specifically avoiding the reference to the deity.
Said a Pepsi spokesperson, "We intended these cans as
symbolic 'gifts' to the country during a time of national mourning. We were not
intentionally mentioning the Pledge of Allegiance, but addressing our 'gift.'
It is true that we have never printed the word 'God' on one of our beverage
containers, and we would never do so, largely because corporate policy
precludes implied product endorsements by non-mascot imaginary characters, and
I think that these days pretty much every intelligent American realizes that
God is nothing but a ridiculous fantasy, much like Santa Claus (who is still
used in advertising by a certain other cola vendor, by the way). Really, if
people would just get over this whole religion thing, problems like these would
never come up."
This controversy brings to mind several past brouhahas over
messages on products. For example:
- M&Ms candies: Sued first by the legal firm of Madison
and Merkaw for illegally using their name in
abbreviated form without permission, and then by rap singer Eminem
for unfair competition.
- The United Milk Advisory Board sued by the California
Dairy Workers Union because the advertising phrase "Got Milk" was an seen as an
excerpt from a recent union workers contract published without reference to
guaranteed employee benefits.
- Nike sued by Nevada's famous Chicken Ranch brothel over
the phrase "Just do it" which was interpreted as illegally quoting from the
latter business's publicly displayed code of conduct. Nike was also sued by
Peggy Fleming because the Nike logo swash looked just a little too much like
the blade of her ice skate.
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